July 2010
5 posts
Ahaha. and YOU! You are the worst of the bunch, you double-standard-setting, ignorant, arrogant man that I’m deeply in love with.
You can sit there and talk to all these other people and not say a word to me. I say something that I think its relatively smart, and then you take all my glory away. You can tear me down within 10 seconds of us talking and destroy my good mood within 5. I can...
I don’t think you realize how fucking hard I’m trying to be nice. You’re annoying as fuck. You can’t go two fucking days without having to text me and ask what I’m doing. “Whatcha up to?” “whatcha up to?” “how come you aren’t doing anything?”
Why the fuck do you care so god damn much? We were in a fucking class for just a...
Probably shouldn't post this in this tumblr, but...
You’ve barely been around and when you have been, you treat me like shit. I’m only living in your god forsaken house because my mom paid for my plane ticket and wants me to go to college out here. I’m not changing who I am just because you went off and fucked some woman and had a fucking child with her. They aren’t my family. She isn’t my mother. I am not one of her...
June 2010
12 posts
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May 2010
8 posts
“A horrid person is better than a whoreid person.”
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This year our class is doing a special science project. We have a(n) GERBIL that we are taking care of. It is very SQUISHY and it has hot pink eyes. It lives in a(n) tissue in the back of our classroom. We feed it cakes and venus fly traps every day, but I think it really wants to eat my penis. Everyone likes our GERBIL. One day, the GERBIL got out of its cage and started fucking all around the...
Hold my Long Sandwich
My “Dream Man” should, first of all be very Blue and quiet. He should have a physique like steve burns, a profile like paris hilton, and the intelligence of a/an Penguin. He must be polite and must always remember to fuck my sour grape, to tip his butt plug and to take my penis when crossing the street. He should move slimily, have a/an smelly voice, and should always dress pressingly....
Mad Libs
The Raptor Jesus is an animal that has blue fur with green spots on its falangies and livers. Its tail is shaped like a(n) penis which it uses to glomp mongeese. An adult Raptor Jesus may weigh more than 69 pounds and stand over 99 feet high. The Raptor Jesus can be found only in Africa and thailand. Although its favorite food is french fries, it also likes to eat cups. If you ever see a(n) Raptor...