The Raptor Jesus is an animal that has blue fur with green spots on its falangies and livers. Its tail is shaped like a(n) penis which it uses to glomp mongeese. An adult Raptor Jesus may weigh more than 69 pounds and stand over 99 feet high.
The Raptor Jesus can be found only in Africa and thailand. Although its favorite food is french fries, it also likes to eat cups. If you ever see a(n) Raptor Jesus, be sure not to ever sing “Never Gonna Give You Up.” That song makes it horny. Instead, give it a few french fries and be on your way.
