This year our class is doing a special science project. We have a(n) GERBIL that we are taking care of. It is very SQUISHY and it has hot pink eyes. It lives in a(n) tissue in the back of our classroom. We feed it cakes and venus fly traps every day, but I think it really wants to eat my penis. Everyone likes our GERBIL.
One day, the GERBIL got out of its cage and started fucking all around the room. It made a loud OHHHH BAAABBBBYY. I think it was trying to say, “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOIIINNNNGGG>????»?!”